Modern family s01e01 full episode. Pilot (Modern Family) 2019-04-27

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Modern Men S01E01

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You see, like he did. Teacher: Are you here for toddler time? Wish my mother had that system. Ayi, but have some fun with your father, okay? I'm just gonna be like, well done! Scene: Bicycle store Luke: Dad, this is the coolest bike ever. Let me see that little potsticker! I thought we were friends! Don't mind her, Haley had her first boy over today, and Phil shot him. Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.

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Watch Modern Family S01E01 Season 1 Episode 1

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Buddy, what are you wearing? Gloria, they're 0 and 6, let's take it down a notch. In the pilot, shot when Bowen was 8½ months pregnant, Bowen hides her stomach with laundry. Mitchell and Cameron goes shopping at Costco, but Mitchell feels that he is too good to shop there. So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub. It makes me so happy to see my two boys working together. I, uh… sorry, but I got some bad news. Luke, so far, he hasn't beaten me at basketball.

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Modern Family (S01E01): Pilot Summary

modern family s01e01 full episode

Jay: You think I like this arrangement? Who wants a big emotional scene like that? Yet we somehow fit together. Phil though, accidentally shoots Luke, Dylan, and then himself. Meanwhile Cameron and Mitchell take Lily to the mall for her first picture with Santa, however this Santa isn't very jolly. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors over the holidays. Hi Gloria, how are you? Cameron: runs off; does horsey move in the circle; runs out Oh, I think I hurt myself. What do you mean, bad idea? This is an important lesson that you're leaning, so. In my culture, men take great pride in doing physical labour.

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Modern Family s01e01 Episode Script

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Claire's family tries to punish their son and watch over her daughter and her new boyfriend. Jay's grown daughter, Claire, and her husband, Phil, also have their son, Luke, heading to high school; their middle daughter, Alex, is full steam ahead on the college track, and the eldest, Haley, is back home figuring out her future. You- the- at the gas station? It's been five years now. Cameron and Gloria spend some quality time together, with some minor incidents, while Phil and Claire both take on one of their child's school projects. Now Jay and Gloria are married and Jay tries hard to keep up with his much younger and hotter wife and her passionate teenage son, Manny.

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Modern Family

modern family s01e01 full episode

That's not what's it's saying what you saying. We need to stop having friends with names like Andre. Claire forces Phil to follow through on his deal with Luke: if Luke shoots someone, Phil will have to shoot him. You gotta hang in there…. Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait, but everybody is too busy to cooperate: Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment on the jumbotron, Cameron gets a job as a wedding singer while Mitchell takes care of Lily and a stray pigeon, and Luke interviews Jay for a school project. Jay: Uh, you have no idea. Manny: I told you he was an awesome dad.

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Watch Modern Family S01E01 Season 1 Episode 1

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Haley goes downstairs to complain to Phil, who is preparing to shoot Luke against his will. Meanwhile, Claire has to rely on a sexy fireman in order to help Phil get to the hospital, which is due to his painful kidney stones. Phil: Actually, not for long. Phil: And stay in school. Iwas out of control growing up. I mean, if you two guys are bored, get a dog! Also, Mitchell and Cameron fret over Lily's health after Mitchell accidentally bumps her head into a doorway.

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Season 1 Episode 2: “The Bicycle Thief”

modern family s01e01 full episode

You've gotta take that kid out! He is Dylan and he is a seniorand you need to scare him. Well, honey, you're mom isn't always as cool about things as I What is with this thing! I, uh, found your bike. Before Lily is introduced, Jay, who is unsure if Mitchell and Cameron are ready for fatherhood, suggests that if they are bored, they should get a. You and you're wife must be thrilled! Jay: Come on, he looks like Little Bo Beep on that thing. Jay: Wow, how about that. No, I'm calling them now, I'm cancelling. The episode has received multiple nominations and has won Episodic Comedy at the and also a.


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modern family s01e01 full episode

I was just getting my book, gosh! In a clash of another kind, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis, Dr. Uh, no, no, that's funny. I will take some insurance, thank you. I I never told my family we were adopting a baby. Fighting a son, it would be a nice change. You be there wind in his back, not the spit in his face! In fact, look what he sent.

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Modern Men S01E01

modern family s01e01 full episode

Scene: Sidewalk Phil: Oh, hey! Oh, God, that's my back! We have been together for five years now? Gloria: I thought you guys might need a drink. I don't know about this, shall I call a doctor? Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria argue about Jay's beloved life-sized dog butler statue. May I take your multicoloured coat and your bejeweled cap? It's supposed to sound better in Spanish. Oh yeah, you get back here. Manny: Okay, but I need to be done by three. I still can't beleve you did this to me! Phil: Your words, not mine. El Oso is always hit Salazar in the head with the lada and things, and sometimes they wore dresses.

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